Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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