So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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