There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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