Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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