So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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