what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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