Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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