I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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