her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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