I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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