I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
So many bounce houses so little time
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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