How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize