she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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