I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
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Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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