Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
foreskin is a definite game changer
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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