That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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