i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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