ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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