apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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