also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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