i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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