I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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