The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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