Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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