I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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