so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
last night I used snow as a chaser
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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