The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i will never coherently bang her
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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