thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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