The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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