I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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