You're my little dorito
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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