My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
there is puke in my bra ... again
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