whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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