Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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