my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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