Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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