Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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