I want to make a zoo with you.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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