i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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