p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
my liver is dry heaving
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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