After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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