forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My hand turned me down
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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