Buhtt sex?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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