In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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