I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
