The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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