Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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