i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
