I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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