BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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