he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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