Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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