two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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